how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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