i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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