ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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