lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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