You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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