Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
You can make out without kissing
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