Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
She made me pour olive oil on her.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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