But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
