Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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