He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
