My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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