Your tits are I can't wait for
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
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