did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize