He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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