Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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