Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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