Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
There r osticjed everywhere
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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