Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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