I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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