Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
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