I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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