I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
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He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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