Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Girls should come with a carfax report
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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