Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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