my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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