did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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