real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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