Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
