Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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