There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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