Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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