I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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