so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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