YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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