i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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