jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
he had hair everywhere except his balls
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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