i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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