what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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