i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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