"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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