I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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