Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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