South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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