But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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