i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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