Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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