So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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