Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I forget how to act sober
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