If that was your dad, he is hot
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
that is very illegal...i love you.
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