No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
This is the high leading the old right now
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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