He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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