There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Randomize
