Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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