I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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