he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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